(With a nod to A.D. Jameson for his tireless film work.)
There’s no more to be had. I extended the best-by date, personally. In October a store refused to sell their remaining seven bottles when they found out the product had expired in August. Life in a desert begins.
(See also: http://bigother.com/2012/07/23/the-fatal-sip/)
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Jeff Bursey is a literary critic and author of the picaresque novel Mirrors on which dust has fallen and the political satire Verbatim: A Novel, both of which take place in the same fictional Canadian province. His newest book, Centring the Margins: Essays and Reviews, is a collection of literary criticism that appeared in American Book Review, Books in Canada, The Review of Contemporary Fiction, The Quarterly Conversation, and The Winnipeg Review, among other places. He’s a Contributing Editor at The Winnipeg Review, an Associate Editor at Lee Thompson’s Galleon, and a Special Correspondent for Numéro Cinq. He makes his home on Prince Edward Island in Canada’s Far East.
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I still think you should try making it yourself.
Also, you should roll a bowling ball through that stack. And videotape yourself doing so, and post it here.
Too late, the bottles are gone and I don’t even have a nerf ball. But great idea for the next time I film a vanishing species…
“Bowling for pandas.”
Like that, Adam.
What kind of drink is in those bottles?
Green tea with lemon, Paula. The best Steaz has to offer.
The expiration dates make me think of Wong Kar-wai’s Chungking Express