- Most of the remixes we’ve made for other people over the years except for the one for Einstürzende Neubauten because we lost it and a few we didn’t think sounded good enough or just didn’t fit in length-wise, but including some that are hard to find because either people forgot about them or simply because they haven’t been released yet, a few we really love, one we think is just ok, some we did for free, some we did for money, some for ourselves without permission and some for friends as swaps but never on time and always at our studio in Ghent.
- When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight And he’ll win the whole thing ‘fore he enters the ring There’s no body to batter when your mind is your might So when you go solo, you hold your own hand And remember that depth is the greatest of heights And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land And if you fall it won’t matter, cuz you’ll know that you’re right
- There Weren’t Many Girls Around, So We Dated Ideologies. This Left Us Always on the Brink of War. We Often Discussed That a Likely Result of Battle Would Have Been More Girls to Go Around Amongst the Survivors, but We Quibbled Rather Than Acted, & Slept Alone in Our Cold Beds Dreaming of Glory.
- Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D
- Another Demonstration of the Cliff-Guibert Fire Horse Reel, Showing a Young Girl Coming from an Office, Detaching Hose, Running with It 60 Feet, and Playing a Stream, All Inside of 30 Seconds
- The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum at Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade
- When All Our Days Are Numbered Marching Bands Will Fill the Streets & We Will Not Hear Them Because We Will Be Upstairs in the Clouds
- No Matter How Much You Promise to Cook or Pay the Rent You Blew It Cauze Bill Bailey Ain’t Never Coming Home Again; A Symphonic Novel
- The Fable of the Kid Who Shifted His Ideals to Golf and Finally Became a Baseball Fan and Took the Only Known Cure
- Oh Me Oh My…The Way the Day Goes By the Sun Is Setting Dogs Are Dreaming Lovesongs of the Christmas Spirit
- This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That
- Homework, or How Pornography Saved the Split Family from Boredom and Improved their Financial Situation
- The Personal History, Adventures, Experience, and Observation of David Copperfield, the Younger
- The Chronicle History of King Henry the Fift with His Battell Fought at Agincourt in France
- Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit
- Squirrel and G-Man Twenty Four Hour Party People Plastic Face Carnt Smile (White Out)
- The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Green Grasshopper and the Vampire Lady from Outer Space
- Revelations of a Sex Maniac to the Head of the Criminal Investigation Division
- Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corners of Our Rooms
- Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
- The Difference Between Houses and Homes (Lost Songs and Loose Ends 1995-2001)
- A Collection Of Songs Representing An Enthusiasm For Recording…By Amateurs
- Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?
- The Blue Collar Worker and the Hairdresser in a Whirl of Sex and Politics
- Chance Meeting on a Dissecting Table of a Sewing Machine and an Umbrella
- Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama’s Hung You in the Closet and I’m Feeling So Sad
- Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- The Extraordinary Adventures of Mr. West in the Land of the Bolsheviks
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask
- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- After the Wreck, I Picked Myself Up, Spread My Wings, and Flew Away
- A Joke of Destiny, Lying in Wait Around the Corner Like a Bandit
- Lifted, or The Story Is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground
- Summer Night, with Greek Profile, Almond Eyes and Scent of Basil
- The Bride Stripped Bare By Her Bachelors, Even (The Large Glass)
- What Are Those Strange Drops of Blood Doing On Jennifer’s Body?
- You’ve Got to Walk It Like You Talk It or You’ll Lose That Beat
- Buffalo Bill and the Indians, or Sitting Bull’s History Lesson
- Étant donnés (Given: 1 The Waterfall, 2. The Illuminating Gas)
- The End of the World in Our Usual Bed in a Night Full of Rain
- This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
- How to Eat Your Watermelon in White Company (and Enjoy It)
- The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain
- Attack of the Flesh Devouring Space Worms From Outer Space
- Swept Away by an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Sea of August
- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
- The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
- The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds
- The Return of the Tall Blond Man with One Black Shoe
- From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs Basil E. Frankweiler
- She Does Not Drink, Smoke or Flirt But… She Talks
- The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak
- Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff
- Crystal or Ash, Fire or Wind, as Long as It’s Love
- Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well and Living in Paris
- The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love
- Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key
- How to Make Love to a Negro Without Getting Tired
- The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
- Too Much Romance… It’s Time for Stuffed Peppers
- How a Strange Hero Thrice Teased an Unruly Girl
- Terror of Prehistoric Bloody Monster From Space
- The Gendarme and the Creatures from Outer Space
- The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze
- To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
- Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
- Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven
- For Those Whom God Has Blessed With Fingers
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again
- Born into Trouble as the Sparks Fly Upward
- Goodbye Enemy Airship the Landlord Is Dead
- The Lady in the Car with Glasses and a Gun
- What We Talk About When We Talk About Love
- A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
- If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
- The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay
- Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me
- Dr. Wei in the Scripture with No Words
- It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
- God Was in the West, Too, at One Time
- Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla
- I Married a Monster from Outer Space
- KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park
- Vivadixiesubmarinetransmissionplot
- Biker Babes from Beyond the Grave
- No One Belongs Here More Than You
- Will You Please Be Quiet, Please?
brevity….is wit
Solely?
Ugh. I really, really could not read this. Then it took me a sec to catch on. Yes, I am slow, but not dim-witted. Thanks for the lessen (pun intended).
I offer: “Zirn Left Unguarded, The Jenghik Palace in Flames, Jon Westerly Dead” – a short story by Robert Sheckley. No link, I’m afraid, but it dates from a time when sf stories had titles almost as long as the text.
Some good post rock albums on this list.