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John Madera is the author of Nervosities (Anti-Oedipus Press, 2024). His other fiction is published in Conjunctions, Salt Hill, The &Now Awards 2: The Best Innovative Writing, and many other journals. His nonfiction is published in American Book Review, Bookforum, The Review of Contemporary Fiction, Rain Taxi: Review of Books, The Believer, The Brooklyn Rail, and many other venues. Recipient of an M.F.A. in Literary Arts from Brown University, New York State Council on the Arts awardee John Madera lives in New York City, Rhizomatic and manages and edits Big Other.
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As of now, I have about 1, 056, 616, 700 of those left. I won’t have anymore on Friday, June 19, 2043.
Saturday, April 22, 2056
10 Jan 2056
Approx. 1,450,000,000 seconds left.
April 7, 2050
march 13, 2037! i’m dying first, suckers! by this estimate i am in my mid-life!
can not go there. do not wanna know.
December 3, 2053, though currently the BMI is on the way down, so here’s hoping that gets delayed a bit.
I’m too scared to plug in my info.
1,398,650,192
April of ’54 – I’ll be in my mid 80s and go on a Tuesday. Sounds ok
Sunday, September 27, 2071 – I will be sad to watch all of you die.
July 29, 2072. Eat it, Jemc!
Dunno if I’m excited or bummed. Seems like dying old and decrepit in a hospital bed is not the ideal way to go out.
wow, i going to die so much earlier than the rest of you
Your death clock told me I’m already dead. I think I’ll celebrate with a shot of bourbon…