Dogs have fur.
Dogs shave fur.
Dogs have hate fur.
Most dogs hate furniture.
Moist dogs moa hate Maoist furniture mansions. (Moats make their coats moister.)
My soup is too hot.
My soup is too hostile.
My soup is too hot to be soup.
My soupçon is too hot.
Insects bite and sting.
Insects bite and sting other insects.
Insects bite Sting and sting Britney.
Insects, bite-sized, love the Motherland stingily.
The baby cried.
The baby cried wolf.
The baby cried, “Wolf Blitzer!”
The Beanie Baby cried.
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A. D. Jameson is the author of five books, most recently I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING: STAR WARS AND THE TRIUMPH OF GEEK CULTURE and CINEMAPS: AN ATLAS OF 35 GREAT MOVIES (with artist Andrew DeGraff). Last May, he received his Ph.D. in Creative Writing from the Program for Writers at UIC.
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My dog has hair, not fur, which makes her hypoallergenic.
My hotdog has mohair, not furloughs, which makes further hypodermic allergies scenic.