Seven days without kindness makes one weak, and those weeks make me think about drafting a petition to change the days to James Joyce’s perhaps far more accurate naming of the days in Finnegans Wake, that is, to the following: Moanday, Tearsday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, and Shatterday; but I don’t want to use his proposed stand-in for Sunday: “the fear of the Law.” Any ideas?
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Scumday.
That’ll be hard to beat, I think, Michael.